Blackmist

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 5 points 3 days ago

No, them and Labour will just adopt all of Farage's policies instead.

He gets what he wants without actually needing to be in power.

If only you hadn't both shot down proportional representation, eh?

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 2 points 3 days ago

Well the Vatican has no nukes (unless you believe Dan Brown novels).

I don't believe being president excludes him from touching up kids...

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Who gets the money for that extra work?

If baggage handlers were paid the extra bag fee people would be queuing round the airport to work there...

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 13 points 4 days ago

I wouldn't be surprised if it's a load of bots because Netflix spent the GDP of a small country on it.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 4 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I'd be down with that. Can do less damage that way.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 5 days ago

Yeah, fair enough.

It's the one position he holds that isn't completely crazy (and that shot of him being forced to pose with a Big Mac was pure comedy). He'll kill millions with his vaccine views, but I can get behind this.

Of course if a Dem announced this, conservatives would be drinking paint in solidarity with dye manufacturers.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 5 days ago

I mean you already bleach the chicken to try and offset the horrendous food safety standards through the rest of the chain...

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 32 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Describing the left as "very organized" is the funniest thing I've read all year.

That should have investors chomping at the bit to have him replaced.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 65 points 5 days ago (3 children)

To be fair, those are some decent cans.

Shame the whole family is wall-to-wall cunts.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 5 days ago

Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 7 points 5 days ago

And new camps to help them concentrate?

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