Delphia

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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I tried to write a joke about the Jonestown massacre once but the punchline was too long.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It annoys me because you are forcing me to decipher what you're telling me because you feel like being an annoying cunt.

Also adding "Innit" to the end of every sentence is the british version of "nowhatahmsain" for americans and "Aye" for Australians and just makes me think you are stupid.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, its really open to interpretation.

If Melinda got them up in the morning, made them breakfast and drove them to school herself and picked them up (Even if its in a Bentley), make their snacks when they get home and helped them with their homework(even if you're getting the snacks out of a walk-in fridge and the housekeeper bought them) thats some regular people shit.

If you have the nanny get them up, the driver take them to school and pick them up then their tutor helps them with their homework while your chef asks them what they would like for dinner... thats not.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Not to be a killjoy but your basic mailman has a pretty low weight limit on the parcels they take.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

"Never forget in the story of Jesus, the hero was killed by the state" - Killer Mike.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago

How dare you insinuate that JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE, there isnt a single shred of evidence that JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE. Id like to see anyone claiming or even hinting that JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE take their evidence straight to Interpol so that it can be disproven categorically by trained experts that JD VANCE KILLED THE POPE.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Thats exactly my point, Its now a kind of "premium" activity. It cost one adult and one child who had fast food afterwards $100. If you're out on a date (not the kind of romantic situation where you want to be smugging in snacks) dinner and a movie is $100 per head if you eat somewhere half nice, that goes for a couple who have a night without the kids too and thats your primary market for these original films aimed at adults.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Fast paced, bright, colorful and simple themes.

Actually a perfect movie for 5.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Oh I know, I had planned to take her to see the movie but one day when I picked her up from Daycare there was absolute traffic chaos, gps reckoned my 20 minute drive was going to take an hour and a half so I thought "Lets go to the movies, grab some dinner and wait for this all to blow over."

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Because I couldnt be fucked googling the exact price of items at McDonalds but the Double Quarter pounder meal was $15.30, the Happy Meal was $5.95 and her soft serve cone was $0.50

So we spent about $78 at the movies. On two tickets, a large popcorn, a bag of chocolates and two drinks.

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

The first one was good, they descend quite quickly though.

 
 

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