You can have my spatula.

You don't go through self checkout?

We are our own worst enemy.

Don't forget Columbine and the birth of 'Zero Tolerance'

I would look in dmesg for hardware errors.

The amount of times I have visited the community dog park to find local teenager who just needed a place to escape to and read a book - nothing to worry about, but you will need to pet my dog.

So probably 1200 or 1300 on launch - people will think they are getting a deal.