Nougat

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[–] Nougat@fedia.io 12 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

New band name, I call it.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 9 points 22 hours ago

It's been nice knowing you, Mr. Goldberg.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 11 points 23 hours ago

... swastika on your forehead.

Mansonesque forehead carvings are next.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 18 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?

Donald Trump.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 1 points 23 hours ago
[–] Nougat@fedia.io 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Is he twelve?

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 60 points 1 day ago (5 children)

“This is completely different from what I thought it was going to be.”

Huh. This is exactly what I thought it was going to be.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

YOU DON’T KNOW ME

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago

Putin: I’m gonna stop for a minute

Little t: “I told him to stop!”

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 48 points 1 day ago (6 children)

I suppose the scenario I was really thinking of is one where someone is literally abducted by adults, and not just fucking idiot kids playing fuck around.

Which has happened in the article posted here, we're just taking them on their word that they're actually federal agents.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 19 points 1 day ago

They're the same picture.

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