PrimeErective

Maybe they were using the GPS satellites to find an ATM machine, but couldn't remember their PIN number

Little?!

So they must also study the historical documents known as "The Ministry of Silly Walks"

I always thought from hearing it that it meant they ate a lot of raw eggs, since that is sometimes associated with bodybuilding. I guess it means you look like an animal that would normally be yoked together to pull a plough or some such

Swope

Still worth it to use swept typing though

You've peaked my interest

Do you know where Napoleon keeps his armies?

Puppy*

Evidenced by the "Baby on Board" stickers

I think since it's in quotes, they mean the kind where it's not actually transparent and has the checkerboard background baked into the image

Well, that would be a unique twist, since that was not the twist in Lost