Skipping ds9 intro? Straight to brig

Good to know. I always thought it would be more exciting to jump from the top!

Damn, I gotta get one of those negative mortgages

Didn't they add a chat function to the regular Spotify app? Why wouldn't they just use that?

I'll pray for you if you pray for me

Who are these people that pay money for a game that is explicitly pvp, play it, find out there's pvp, then complain bitterly until the developers change the game for them? It's so bizarre

Maybe this thing is why people kept using CD-ROM trays as cup holders

I've got a bad case of... Diarrhea

I see you've played Moony spoony before

What specific date do you need? The universe was created last Thursday

I think what's going on with the "torment matrix" problem is that the people who do the most heinous shit don't usually have much imagination. When they see someone dreaming up a horrible scenario they see it as an unironic opportunity. Maybe they wouldn't have thought of it otherwise.

More succinctly: don't give them any ideas!

I don't think Star Wars is about a girl who fucking knows