I was baffled by the huge "Real Sugar" text at first - assuming it meant instead of diet. Like, surely the assumption would be be that unless it says "diet" then of course it contains sugar - it's weird to make it such a prominent part of the branding.
I then realised that the US uses corn syrup in loads of stuff, and it probably means instead of that.
Dr. Doctor, tell me the news, I got a BAD CASE OF MOUNTAIN DEWWWWW!
Can’t you see I’m burning, burning?
Dr. Doctor Please! Don’t you know I’m goin fast…
That shit's good! I tried it at an Urban Cafe. I've got a bad case of loving it.
So someone has a bad case of loving someone else?
Dr. Doctor,
gimme the news,
I got bad case
Of loving you
Oh, the mess I'm in
That's Professor Doctor to you!!!
Lovin yoooooooooouuuuuuuuuu
I've got a bad case of... Diarrhea
Dr. Doctor 😂😂😂 that is hilarious. I need that machine at work.
Not the doctor that killed Garfield
Invidious link to the secret texts mentioned herein
Can’t you see I’m burning burning?
Have mercy on me
Doctor, your cure is worse than my disease
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