Its branded, so logically they must all have to have one

Why would you share that link you monster, I have no money lol

The font in the thumbnail might be the single worst font my dyslexic eyes have ever had the dishonor to not read, what the fuck does it say?

I love how we are starting to go backwards with tech like this, the future needs more analog

As one cursed with an illiterate fuckwit for a brain-hole, any word can be either a random musical instrument or summon a demon, like fun little Schrodinger surprises. Just kinda gotta roll with it after a while

How the fuck the candy cane not broke

It's cool that this works, but like, why? Just get one of the million Android watch options, any difference in hardware is negligible and the user experience is out-of-the-box

This must be what all those conservative weirdos think abortion is

We aren't just mad at the insurance industry, we're mad all the cunts making our lives miserable from their high horses of greed

I think they call that depression

I find simply existing to be awkward enough

These were the shit growing up