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Tervell
someone in the news mega came up with Years of Lead Paint, https://hexbear.net/comment/6240466, which is just
Praetorian Guard Security Services
sure, I'll hire a security service named after the guys who famously kept assassinating the emperors they were supposed to guard
Also I just found a different Praetorian Guard (apparently several genius entrepreneurs had the same idea), and these motherfuckers even have a scorpion as their emblem! You know, the famously trustworthy scorpion (although maybe that particular fable's not as famous in South Africa, I dunno, but still)
There are random volcano eruptions, during which some buildings get destroyed - I'm not sure how exactly the game determines which ones (it's not simulated very fancily, you can't see lava spilling out and engulfing stuff or anything like that, some stuff just gets randomly messed up), but I assume proximity plays a role and so these would be destroyed. No space-launching though, just a pile of rubble
Gunpoint's a neat stealth/puzzle game about hacking stuff and jumping through windows (very little actual holding people at gunpoint though). Being of that genre, playtime could vary a lot, especially if you try to be perfectionist, but it should be doable in a day. Great jazzy soundtrack too.
Jazzpunk is a weird comedy game, essentially FPS exploration levels with various comedic gags peppered throughout. Again, playtime can vary depending on how thorough you are about checking every single corner for something, but it probably wouldn't take more than say 3-4 hours. Obviously your enjoyment will depend on your sense of humor, but I found it pretty hilarious
Linear FPS campaigns are a good candidate in general, older games could be decently long but there was a period where 5-6 hours (and sometimes shorter) became a pretty common length.