ThrowawayPermanente

Oh, we all have to die first? Well shit, there's always a catch

I'm not going to start opening doors with my gun hand, are you insane?

This is outrageous, I specifically requested Hope

Isn't Germany worried about starting World War III by not letting the Russians do whatever they feel like?

Somewhere, an old Russian proverb just rolled up its sleeves

She's a mean, mean lady

That's the neat part, I won't be around in six months

This is pretty close to my answer. I feel bad for the people who don't think their friends would drive them to the hospital if they were dying.

This guy knows how the game is played

While it is an interesting question, I don't actually want to find out how many tanks the Supreme Court has. 'Lots' is bad, 'None' is far worse.

Tough love is the realest love

Hell yeah brother, fuckin' hardcore