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[–] ProfHillbilly@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

is there a "imverybadass" community?

[–] imvii@lemmy.ca 14 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)
[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We had a saying in my country which goes roughly like this: "It's not the dog that barks which bites"

I'd say it applies here, and I ain't talking about the corgies.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 9 points 1 day ago

We have something similar: we'd say someone is "all bark, no bite".

[–] wide_eyed_stupid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

In Dutch we have that saying too. "Blaffende honden bijten niet." Barking dogs don't bite.

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] Geldaran@lemmy.world 3 points 23 hours ago
[–] Iceman@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

I myself have a battle Pug. Come and pet it, Harkkonen.

[–] octopus_ink@slrpnk.net 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Does anyone ever think the guys with anything at all like that on their clothing have forgotten how to be violent? Did we need a reminder? Or does this guy just want to be a typical posturing, aggressive, "alpha male" maga shitstain and be certain no one forgets it?

Does anyone ever think the guys with anything at all like that on their clothing have forgotten how to be violent?

I don't think he's forgotten - I think he's old and fat and has mostly lost the ability to be violent, except maybe to his wife. A young, fit man would beat the shit out of him and he knows it. IMHO that's a big reason gun nuts are so into their guns, because it compensates for their physical weakness.

[–] debil@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

No, no and yes.

[–] ganbramor@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago

Just wild that some losers need to advertise how dumb they are.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

my tits are masculine and quite supple, thanks

[–] millie@slrpnk.net 5 points 1 day ago

Somebody forgot to center their edgy graphic.

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 4 points 23 hours ago

It’s entirely possible that his brain didn’t forget how to be violent but it’s clear his body did. So this is basically a billboard indicating, “if you sneak up on me and restrict my arms, you can probably find my concealed weapon.”

[–] caboose2006@lemm.ee 53 points 1 day ago (7 children)

If you have to say you're a badass, guess what...

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 25 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Real gangsta ass niggas dont flex nuts, cause real gangsta ass niggas know they got em.

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 2 points 1 day ago

And everything's cool in the mind of a gangsta

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[–] CircaV@lemmy.ca 66 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Typical Murican. Talks a big talk but stays home when their country is being taken over by actual fascists.

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 68 points 1 day ago (1 children)

People that act like this voted for the fascists.

[–] b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 1 day ago

Yep they’re the useful idiots who will use their guns to defend tyrant billionaires racists.

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[–] MITM0@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

We call this "StrongMan-Posturing", this guy never experienced violence.

I remembered a MGTOW guy by the name "Undead-Chronic" (do any of you remember him ?) He chickened out the moment FBI showed up at his door😂

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 108 points 1 day ago (10 children)

His first move would be to throw a hissy fit, collapse as soon as you touched him, feign a heart attack and threaten to sue you .... all while shouting that you're going to be deported

[–] RattlerSix@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If he got in your face and you had your hand up and it just barely touched his chest he'd be yelling "CALL 911!! THATS ASSAULT!!!"

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[–] _____@lemm.ee 30 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

"I'm about to shit my pants from eye contact with strangers so I need clothing with printed letters to convince you otherwise"

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I think a jacket that says "I'll shit my pants if you try to fight me, for reals." would actually be more effective.

Who wants to get into a fight with someone with squidgy undies?

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

If you need an AR-15 to feel safe at Target, the problem is you....

Or you're a character in Fallout and there are Raiders in the Super Duper Mart

[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I dunno… have you been to a Target recently? Anyone shopping there at this point is probably either a proud boy or one of the daughters of liberty and probably walking around with 3 guns on them. I’d feel safer around those people with an AR of my own.

[–] ms_lane@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

Show them up with a Remington 812.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 points 18 hours ago

Not really I've been doing my shopping at either Food Lion or Steam, anything else hasn't been a priority

I'm a school bus driver and I have one total moron of a coworker who thinks we should all carry guns to protect the buses. He specifically wants to have his AR15 with him, with its magical 40-round mags like that would make the slightest fucking difference after somebody starts off their assault by blasting the driver's seat. I've been pretending I agree with him and encouraging him to suggest this to our (very liberal) school board - since he's above me on the seniority list.

[–] LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

Yeah. Just do what normal autistic people like me do. Put earbuds in both ears.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 60 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Just because I have COPD doesn't mean I won't shit on your floor.

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] TimboSlice@discuss.online 30 points 1 day ago

So many assholes in photo

[–] gamer@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago

That protruding blob on the back of his neck isn't fat, it's actually a bonus concealed weapon slot.

I'LL CRANK MY HOG TO THIS, BROTHER, AROOOO

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (13 children)

I couldn't imagine wearing something like this. Honestly, shirts that say anything are kind of out there for me.

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[–] wanderwisley@lemm.ee 24 points 1 day ago (9 children)

These are the same people who own a big lifted truck and then put a giant sticker on the window that says “CHEVY” just in case you or they forgot what they are driving.

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Hell yeah brother, fuckin' hardcore

Gravy Seal. Proclaiming what a badass he is but probably starts wheezing just making it to the table from the Cracker Barrel parking lot.

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