Zip2

Get out, and stay out. Please.

Gotten should be consigned to the history books. Along with “write me”, “light something on fire” and numerous other Americanisms.

We like to use metric when Americans ask. It’s still the only thing they understand.

I get paid seventeen and nineteen twelve quart cups.

We’re going to need a bigger Commodore 64.

Rookie mistake. She should have worn a football shirt.

At least they’ll have somewhere to show they’re available for work now.

Can’t wait to see it all get stolen.

Politics? Really?

Here you dropped this /s.

I feel the same way about dog poo that hasn’t been picked up and the owners pockets.

Why? It might be kind of reassuring. Nasty car crash? Pull yourself back together.

Mmmm pigeon pie.

No I don’t, and don’t call me Shirley.