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I thought some bees didn't have the barb? Certainly honey bees do, but there are many types.

What about Saturdays?

Moving through the grief is different than deciding to take on another pet. You do what you want with your heart, and I'll do what I want with mine, thanks.

I don't really care what she looks like. She's clearly friendly. If she isn't hurting people or other animals than she is infinitely better than most politicians, large company CEOs, etc. Bring on the nice people with aesthetics I don't understand.

You need to teach me this skill. Any excuse to get frisky with my wife.

Well, it's the United States. So, ICE-US.

Or Frenchies. I briefly wanted one until I considered having to watch it struggle and suffer across its life.

Take bites at an angle and don't get all layers in each bite. Not the most satisfying option, but does allow you to eat a burger as a burger, even when they're too tall. I'm pretty sure I just unhinge my jaw, though.

Hey! Wanna help me move? You can also carry the biggest pieces for furniture to show how superior you are to me! That'll show me!

At this point, they'd poorly photoshop a tattoo on anyone to pretend in a pinch, and they'd tattoo you for real to make it look believable.

Well, he was a... friend to non-binary and very binary folks. So, that's something.

Just wait until 40. It's like going down a step with your eyes closed without knowing the step is coming. Very jarring and painful.