I was born in 1952.
To me, people born after 2000 are true, real "aliens"

How are the skeeters?

OMG! Birthright or Illegal Alien?

The Fae: Fuck! They're catching on!

Cognitive Therapist: so you need to work on these exercises...
Patient with ADHD: don't you get it? If I could do those exercises I wouldn't fuckin' need you! Tabernac!

Like, why?

Those eat bed-bugs

In August 2027 it will be 50 years since Elvis died.

That would work ;) I picked Locomotive Breath because of the slow, gentle build up to an explosion... perfect way to start the day

Locomotive Breath - Jethro Tull
Smoke on the Water - Deep Purple
LaGrange - ZZ Top

Cat sayin' "Say what?!"

"Network", (1976 - Peter Finch, Faye Dunaway) says it all better than anything