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I really don’t think “AI” as we experience it even deserves that tag. Pseudo-Intelligence, or PI, maybe.

I became a Costco member 3 weeks ago on this basis.

A real bidet is well worth a modest investment if you have the cash to spare, but this could work too.

I would just suggest rubber-banding the sprayer into the “on” position and keeping a kink in the hose easily reachable in front of the toilet. That way, you can simply unkink the hose to spray and rekink it when you’re done. No need to reach down under the dirty bits just to activate it.

Defeatism may be useless criticism but we’re living in a world where misplaced optimism may be deadly. What are you advocating for here? The person you’re responding to is almost certainly correct in their assessment of what will happen next, and that seems worth discussing.

I find your response confusing.

So, persistent looming threat then.

Makes sense.

Fireworks for me. I miss that whole suite though.

I would pay twice that for the novelty alone. I fucking love tacos.

I reject your entire premise!

He is certainly one of the most likely to die in office. Just on a purely actuarial basis, I should think.

Maybe if we all just start referring to this as “the gas leak season” while we’re in it we can break the 4th wall and escape whatever the fuck this supposed reality is.

Art Of The Deal, gang.

Art of the deal.

This is our actual present reality, people. Resist the urge to look away, it will still be there.

Holy fuck.