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[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Many countries do this to bring in wealthy investors. In those countries there are requirements to invest in local economy, not sure about this one.

The wealthy use these to travel every couple of month, allowing them to skip residency taxes by never being anywhere long enough.

However a US one is just dumb, because US tax laws are one of the only ones that will tax you, as a resident, when you are not in the US. So the types of people who typically buy these won't go near it.

[–] ssladam@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Don't worry! It's the types that need to launder money that this will serve. Problem solved!

[–] aseriesoftubes@lemmy.world 194 points 1 week ago (9 children)

“Who is the first buyer?” one of the reporters asked.

“Me,” Trump quipped. 

“The second?” the reporter pushed on. 

“I don’t know, but I’m the first buyer. It’ll be out in ... less than two weeks. Pretty exciting, right?” the president asked.

First of all, why would he be the first buyer of an express residency card when he’s already a citizen? Fucking moron.

Second, “it’s happening in two weeks” is Trumpspeak for “it’s literally never going to happen.”

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 64 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Yep, this is a distraction from the stock market melt down.

[–] TransSynthesist@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As is his proclamation that April is Child Abuse Prevention Month, and then goes on to ONLY talk about trans kids.

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[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Don't give him so much credit. Everything he does is credited as an intentional distraction from whatever it is that he just did.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 24 points 1 week ago

Yeah, it's pretty tiresome. "This is a distraction!!!!" No, literally everything he does is a horrible mess and he just keeps doing more.

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[–] sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 53 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Residual salesman brain.

Trump: I am awesome, I bought this thing, it is awesome, you will be awesome if you buy it too.

It bears no relationship to ... making any kind of sense, because it is literally a hustle, a psychological manipulation tactic.

He is just saying salesman words, meant to encourage buy in.

Has no relation to reality, the truth, making sense, etc.

... But, it works on rubes, dullard marks, cult members, weak willed / low self esteem people with decent reliability.

These are just more Trump University or Trump Steaks to him.

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[–] Gerudo@lemm.ee 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When you're a Russian asset, you sometimes forget to fake being a citizen.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

He's not faking being a citizen. He's faking being self-aware. He barely has a clue wtf he's talking about at any given time. That's all.

[–] don@lemm.ee 26 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why would the president of the United States even need to or care about buying his own residency card?

In case he accidentally revokes it, because he’s a senile fucking moron.

[–] sporkler@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

He could wake up tomorrow in a Venezuelan prison form 'accidently' being deported, since he made it so that's a thing now

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[–] glitch1985@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

Has anyone seen his birth certificate‽

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So law and order is just bullshit now right? You buy a gold fucking stupid ass card with dear leader’s picture on it and you get to skip the line? Where is that money going by the way, to Trump or a public fund?

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[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 84 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Country for sale! Buy now!

[–] Nay@feddit.nl 43 points 1 week ago (3 children)

And it's a going out of business fire sale.

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[–] Litebit@lemmy.world 78 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Why not let Americans sell their citizenship for $5m instead.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's some capitalism I can get behind! Free the citizenship market!

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[–] trogon@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Lembot_0001@lemm.ee 63 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is there his ass on the back side of the card?

[–] vegeta@lemmy.world 84 points 1 week ago

no, it's on the front

[–] h3adphones@lemmy.zip 42 points 1 week ago

It has his face on it, so it already has an ass on it.

[–] twinnie@feddit.uk 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I think people with 5mil could probably get in a lot cheaper.

[–] limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 week ago

And 5 million today is only half a million in purchasing power two generations ago. And even less three generations ago.

So basically we are talking about middle class as it used to be defined. Problem in the USA is, very few people now have this money; so quite rightly it seems out of reach for many

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[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is our actual present reality, people. Resist the urge to look away, it will still be there.

Holy fuck.

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[–] ZMoney@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He'll be a scammer till the day he dies.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago

like father like son, and his grandfather.

[–] hopesdead@startrek.website 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ah yes, pay $5m to live where other people get deported despite their legal status. Only a fucking moron will get one.

[–] Not_mikey@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 week ago

You're just mad trump discovered an infinite money glitch for government revenues. Sell someone a visa for $5 mil, kick them out for no reason because you can, make them pay another $5 mil to come back, rinse and repeat.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Idk why dems don't discredit this as "Desperately importing wealthy foreign elites".

[–] InverseParallax@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (5 children)

It doesn't work.

The right would celebrate that it was 'triggering teh libs'.

You can't beat someone who is only playing to get a rise out of you.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Kamala got fox news to talk about her policies by advocating anti price gouging legislation. Shame she abandoned that policy so quickly

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[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

The dementia gets more and more apparent

[–] nthavoc@lemmy.today 19 points 1 week ago

This is another grift to add to his portfolio of products. For example Trump Steak, Trump Phone, Trump University, Trump Coin, Trump shoes and so on. He never puts his name or face on something unless he knows he has a way to make a ton of money off it by screwing someone over and get away with it. He also doesn't have to borrow money from banks anymore because the United States assumes the risk.

Remember that billionaires never spend their own money. Trump always drops a chaff grenade for the media when he is getting ready to do something really stupid using the public's money. This is one of those moments. So the question is not, "Who is going to buy this?" the question is "What is he about to grift next using tax dollars?"

[–] cocomutative_diagram@infosec.pub 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

“sale of 1,000 Gold Cards this week, raising $5 billion in a single day.”

Good for you, even if the number is true (it is not) and these keep selling (they won't), we just need a year and a half to make back the 2.5 trillion stock market lost overnight; and 6 whole years to make back 11 trillion lost since he took the office.

BTW, I cannot it has only been less than 3 month. Feels like years have passed.

[–] crazyhotpasta@lemm.ee 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At this point, you'd have to be badly mentally challenged if you're willing to pay to live in U.S

[–] Holzbesteck@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

If they are really rich, the US is an amazing place to live and 5m is nothing to them. If one has to save up for that card, it's a shitty deal.

[–] CaptDust@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Looks like monopoly money.

[–] Doubleohdonut@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] Babalugats@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Who keeps the $5m per wealthy immigrant? If it's Trump himself, isn't that very very illegal?

[–] slaneesh_is_right@lemmy.org 11 points 1 week ago

The guy sold beans from the oval office, he's selling tesslers and golden shoes. This isn't even close to the weirdest thing he did.

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