plot twist: the snake was the man's lover
you are behind the times, this distraction has already started: https://www.foxnews.com/us/dhs-send-ominous-warning-migrant-caravan-heads-toward-us-mexico-border-from-honduras
oh no, now they're coming for the white people too!
If a blind protester in a wheelchair is considered a terrorist, anyone can be treated as a terrorist
extra funny given he previously cheered on this type of protest during the Iraq bullshit