zarkanian

No, don't be silly. We're going to be winning so much that we get tired of winning.

What are you talking about?

Buttholes are funnier, though.

They're this close to the chaos symbol.

The best candidate on the ballot, genius.

They fired all of the people working on the bird flu and put an anti-vaxxer in charge of public health. What could possibly go wrong?

You vote for the best candidate?

You can be both. A lot of atheists are also agnostics.

All of the agnostics I know openly identity as atheists, too.

Do you have stairs in your house?

Where did you get this laptop from? Did you buy it new or used?

The reason why I ask is because it sounds like you have hardware issues.

Yeah, this was my first thought: test your hardware.