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[–] 12 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Cosmetic Surgeon: So what kind of work did you want to get done?

Sycophant #273: I want my cheekbones doubled and my lips filled in with silicon. Not silicone, that's too woke.

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  • [–] 12 points 6 days ago (4 children)

    "I'm 28, but I want to look 50"

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