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[–] 134 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (36 children)

.6 Scaramuchis

I guessed it

Scaramuchi = 11 days, Zachamuchi = 7 days

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  • [–] 68 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    Zacharia to Scaramuchi: "Look at me. I'm the measurement of incompetence now!"

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Americans will measure with anything but the Metric system…

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  • [–] 33 points 1 day ago* (4 children)

    Impressive since most thought a Scaramuchi was a fundamental unit

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Eh. Fundamental units are about the unit itself and not the value. Like the second is the fundamental unit of time but you can really have fractions of a second. Or were you thinking of something like Planck units? Those are the smallest theoretical units that make sense given general relativity. So a Planck length is the smallest distance between two points that would be considered two separate points. Any closer and they are effectively the same point.

    Maybe the Mooch was the Planck unit and the Zachariah is the quantum unit?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago*

    Maybe the Mooch was the Planck unit and the Zachariah is the quantum unit?

    Hang on, I think others posted that Mooch was fired before he signed his contract. This would suggest that a Mooch is in superposition existing in both a fired from employment and not yet hired for employment simultaneously. So only observation can collapse the waveform to obtain a singular value of a Mooch for a given moment.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 day ago

    I was thinking smallest theoretical unit. I knew I had made a mistake and couldn’t think of the correct term. And I wondered if anyone was going to correct me. I’m happy you did.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 day ago (10 children)

    I thought a Scaramucci was 10 or 11 days, depending on whether you use the metric or imperial Scaramucci.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    The Scaramucci is a complex number, because while he might have worked 11 days, he got fired before his contract started, so his total days of employment is weirdly negative.

    Also he missed the birth of one of his children and got served divorce papers in those same days.

    I think we can all learn something important from the amazing fuck up that Scaramucci achieved in such short time: Don't do coke.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

    Yes, 11 days. But she was Press Secretary for 9 days, from the 9th to the 16th. 9/11 = .81

    Edit: 9th to 16th is 7 days, not 9. So I guess my prediction of .6 scaramuchis was correct

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  • [–] 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    What is the exact number? Im getting 5ish days, some are a week. I do not know how scientific we can get when attempting to measure micro-muchies.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

    According to Wikipedia she served as press secretary from October 9 until her termination on October 16.

    So 9 days Edit 7 days, math is hard

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