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1 Mooch = 2 Zacharias

She didn’t even last half a Scaramucci.

Her only press conference was about 15 minutes long. It sounds like she burned up all of her allotted 15 minutes of fame in one go.

As Jimmy Kimmel said: what do Pete Hegseth and Katie Zacharia have in common? Neither of them can pass the bar.

.6 Scaramuchis

I guessed it

Scaramuchi = 11 days, Zachamuchi = 7 days

She was so excited at that press conference, saying how happy she was to be working for Trump.

I'm so pleased that this probably broke her heart. For the rest of her scummy life, she'll always be remembered for being one of the most incompetent people among the the most incompetent people ever in the history of the US government.

Nothing not funny about this.

Creepy MAGA is creepy.

Just when I thought nobody could break The Mooch's record, we get a new unit of measurement for White House tenure.

You cannot do a whole-ass head of lettuce with this administration. Pre-chopped bags from the recall left open on the counter is the only fair fight.

At this rate they are going end up with Stephen Miller in a blond wig and huge tits.

Six days too late.

I've lost track, is this number four?

This is the Trump administration. Just have an AI Super American Eagle do the press releases. He can have catchy phrases and wear a red-white-and-blue top hat. And a monocle!

Nailed it, I win mods close thread

As a paragraph in itself, around the middle when it started getting into the weeds of why she is gone:

She was not a deft communicator.

The outsized understatement is still smoking. Never change, NYT.

"This story is free to read."

If I have to log in to view it, it's not "free" from you helping yourself to my personal info! 🖕 The New York Times.

That was quick.

Are we only counting business days? That would be about ~.45 muchies.

I'm sure they'll find someone with the highest standards and preeminent qualifications for the job.

/s

Gee i wonder what the next fascist spokesbarbie’s gonna look like.