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Shoulda listened (europe.pub)

submitted 3 days ago by cm0002@lemy.lol to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

And ~~COBAL~~ COBOL just won't die.

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[–] daddycool@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

It better not. I've invested all my money in it.

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[–] stevestevesteve@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 child)

COBOL*

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Stupid phone

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