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Sacred fortune cookies (europe.pub)

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[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 days ago* (5 children)

No, it’ll be glossy instead of absorbent.

Exactly like how this ad cookie uses different paper than a fortune cookie.

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[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You just know that paper made the cookie taste weird too

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[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 6 points 2 days ago (1 child)

Thankfully, the genius of Polymarket will allow you to bet on whether or not their fortune cookie ad campaign will result in casualties

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 2 days ago

I hope the casualties are the people who came up with and approved this idea.

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago* (1 child)

Yeah isn't normal fortune cookie paper that kind of paper because it absorbs water very quickly...so you could chew and swallow it easily without really noticing (and without having any significant potential harm to bowels or airway)?

What are the odds someone choked on one of these?

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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Also the ink is food-grade soy-based. But now if it's doing color and logos, it raises the question -- what dirty warehouse inkjet printer is it printing from now.

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