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[–] arrow74@lemmy.zip 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

You just know that paper made the cookie taste weird too

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[–] ToastedRavioli@midwest.social 6 points 5 days ago (1 child)

Thankfully, the genius of Polymarket will allow you to bet on whether or not their fortune cookie ad campaign will result in casualties

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[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 2 points 5 days ago

I hope the casualties are the people who came up with and approved this idea.

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