I delight in reporting genuine emails from my company that look like sophisticated phishing attempts, bonus points if they send a follow-up assuring us that the previous sketchy email was in fact genuine.

Yeah if anyone falls for this lock them out of their computer immediately.

That's pretty cool. Gets the point across - and the reason and results of why it matters to report instead of ignore. Kudos to your team.

That’s a crack it open with a hex editor, find who sent it, delete then return a note to the sender letting them know you’ve removed the problematic communication, thankyouverymuch.. signed ABiggerCuntThanYou@WhyIsMyCompanyWastingMoneyOnThisShit.org

...if you delete it, it'll sit in your inbox? I...what?