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Stage 1 is a small tumor that hasn't spread, where Stage 4 has spread to the blood and is basically everywhere. Stage 9 would be crazy. It would not only be spreading to other people (guessing that would be stage 6 or 7), but it would spread to inanimate objects. Poor fuckers would be giving their Honda Civic cancer there towards the end.
Stage 9: the cancer has become sentient.
Stage 9: The cancer takes your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle.
Also wields a sawed-off that fires more cancer.
Stage 9 is everyone in the same room as you for more than 5 minute gets cancer.
Stage 10 is when people just see an image of you and boom - cancer. Saw Ol' Joe on the TV? Cancer. Disneyland Hall of Pridents? Animatronic cancer. You saw an Amtrack train in the distance? Close enough. Cancer.
We need an SCP number and containment procedures for cancer spread by image.
Containment outlined in documentary film "Birdbox"
When does it become interplanetary?
Stage 42 is when the whole universe is cancer.
Pretty sure stage 9 is when the cancer gets cancer.
Does the inanimate objects include cancer as well? That might explain how he is alive at stage 9.
At stage 9 the cancer was probably piloting Biden like meat mech.
"Remember President Biden, stay centrist and don't make waves ... oh, and eat more Pineapple" -The cancer cells piloting the Biden Meat puppet around
So there is a cancer in dogs that is an STD, and the cells are not from the hist animal what stage is that.