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[–] aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works 45 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

I got ecoli from kale once. Fuck me for eating healthy right?

Anyway imagine feeling like you have a kind of flu that makes you projectile vomit out of your ass. Only time I ever shit my pants. Really teaches you the meaning of "never gamble a fart".

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 28 points 18 hours ago

Anyway imagine feeling like you have a kind of flu that makes you projectile vomit out of your ass.

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

That's what we get for having farms downstream from livestock. Now that we have fewer EPA regulations you'd best start scrubbing your veggies real well before eating (if you're American).

[–] clucose@lemmy.ml 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

One should do this anyway. But god speed America.

[–] devfuuu@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

God is not going to help anyone, better people wale up instead of waiting for it.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Unhealthy salad? Ha! Pull the other one!

Seriously though, the amount of greens that I've seen recalled due to e. coli is crazy.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 17 points 22 hours ago

weightloss salad, secret incgredient, e.coli toxins.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 5 points 22 hours ago

i had norovirus once, that was extremely unpleasant.