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[–] Gremour@lemmy.world 35 points 4 months ago (2 children)

According to physics, movement is relative. So both you and bug family are right.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Man, if only back when I killed those 5 pedestrians I would've said "the pedestrians hit me". Now I'm going to jail. Oh well

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have legitimately had a pedestrian hit me.

I was stopped and my car was in park waiting for a gas pump to open up. This idiot watching TikTok’s while walking proceeds to walk straight into the side of my car, and then started yelling at me.

I was in a parking spot too.

[–] faythofdragons@slrpnk.net 4 points 4 months ago

When I was a kid, I ran my bike into a parked car. Of course, this was back before cars were mostly fiberglass, so it hurt me more than the car, lmao

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

You had a terrible lawyer if they couldn't get you off of those charges.