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Inspired by frustrating conversation I had. For those curious, that was the statblock of Caine, father of the vampires.

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[–] Ithorian@hexbear.net 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The Pathfinder game i play can be brutal. The party has learned to just nope the fuck out if something looks sketchy. The dm told us at the beginning that the world was "real" and we're just thrown in it, so nothing is level adjusted.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Beat the campaign by forcing the DM to explain the logistics of how the monsters find their daily calories

[–] sirblastalot@ttrpg.network 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ProfessorOwl_PhD@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is Pathfinder, kiddo, we don't play around with silly D&D handwaves: Which wizard, and why?

[–] sirblastalot@ttrpg.network 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Your character doesn't know that information.

[–] TheGreatDarkness@ttrpg.network 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"And it was in this moment, when the player opened the book on RECALL KNOWLEDGE rules, that the DM realized, he done fucked up."

[–] sirblastalot@ttrpg.network 1 points 12 hours ago

Can't recall things you never knew.