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[–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Teach the crabs how to read and the next thing you know lobsters will be doing the tango. It's a slippery slope my friends.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Lobsters don’t die due to old age. Instead, they end up at the seafood buffet or die from exhaustion during moulting – the process where they replace their shell due to their increasing size.

    https://www.unsw.edu.au/newsroom/news/2022/09/what-lobsters-can-teach-us-about-immortality0

    If they read the above then they may figure out to stop moulting and live forever. And imagine the knowledge they could accumulate!

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