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[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 334 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (6 children)

This is standard procedure for him. Something gives him an idea, he assumes that it is pure genius and he immediately runs with it without even thinking it through or at least educating himself on the subject first to see if it is actually a good idea or not.

This is him just moments before he famously suggested on a national press conference that shining UV light or injecting disinfectant into people's bodies could be a treatment to COVID:

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 120 points 1 day ago

Been commenting about this for YEARS! Could never find that part of the video and here you have a pic!

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 65 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it was just him, it wouldn't be that bad. Kinda like Bush Jr. The problem is that he surrounds himself with yes-men. I'm sure you've seen meetings with him and his orbit. He says something, stupid as hell, and his cult claps, stands, cheers and/or laughs like it's worthy of a Nobel. It's seriously deranged behavior. It's a cult. Except he's just grandpa sundowner everyone agrees with to get in his good graces, or a child spouting nonsense while the parents just go "that's nice dear" absent-mindedly. He's so easy to fluff.

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel we also devalue Bush jr. for the way he chose to speak to people. I feel you could call Bush a smart man, even politically savy, while still talking like a layman. However, Trump is genuinely dumb like his speech implies, and people just roll with it.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I feel you could call Bush a smart man

No.

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Bush Jr was very good at recalling people's names he met at some event years ago. That's more a memory feat than intellicence, but useful in politics. My impression is that he wasn't a stupid man, but instead, one of average intelligence, also lacking in intellectual curiosity.

By contrast, Trump is as dumb as a bag of hammers, couldn't find his ass with both hands, a map and a flashlight, and yet he believes he's the smartest guy in the room, which wouldn't even be true if the room only contained him and a housefly.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

I used to think that Trump was just dumb. But, recently I've become convinced that he's actually able to seem smarter than he actually is. Meaning, he appears to have an IQ of maybe 90, but he's faking it because he's actually closer to 80. His various coping mechanisms allow him to seem smarter than he is, but that "smarter than he is" still doesn't bring him up to average.

[–] blargle@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He was dumb but playing dumber. I can't think of many other examples of people like that except Joe Rogan.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, that I can get behind. His Texan shtick was an obvious act. But, even without that, I don't think he had an IQ of 100. Like most politicians he had good emotional intelligence, and an ability to connect with people. Still, it was clear that even pretty basic concepts were a stretch for him.

[–] yeather@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There was a Histioriometry test done, and the journal Political Psychology estimated around a 119 for ol’ W.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

And Trump weighs 224 lbs with 4.8% body fat.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is standard procedure for him. Something gives him an idea

so donvict watches public television. huh. the very same public television he wants to cut funding to...

and for entertainment purposes, not just to find 'biased' news reports to whine about in an overnight all-caps twitter tantrum.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He probably just didn't know how to change the channel back to Newsmax.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He was mindlessly flicking through the channels until one seemed interesting.

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 1 points 10 hours ago

I'm sure he has a flunky to operate the remote for him.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I doubt his interest extends that far.

[–] oppy1984@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Like a spoiled 4 year old in so many ways...

[–] M137@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Yep, I've been saying "he isn't just a narcissist, he's narcissistic in the way a 5-year-old would be".

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

I'm sure there was another similar incident in the last few months when some "policy" came out of the blue, and someone connected it to something else that had just recently been on TV. But, finding something like that is nearly impossible. What do you search for, "crazy policy ideas, Trump, 2025" There are just mountains of BS to sift through.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You see, geopolitics is like jazz...

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Honestly he needs to enter into a rap battle

If nothing else the US can be number one for rap