Transcript[Jon walks up to a ringing phone] [Jon answers the ringing phone] Liz yells: JON RUN! Jon: Oh, hey Liz! Liz yells: JON, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! [Jon turns to look at Garfield off screen. The silhouette of a sexy body with the head of Garfield can be seen on the back wall] Liz screams: GARFIELD IS A SUCCUBUS! Garfield: Hi, Jon [The phone drops to the ground] Liz screams: DONโ€™T FUCK HIM!

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[โ€“] 17 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Don't lie. If you could turn being bland and dull into a billion dollars you would do it to.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Bland and Dull is what I have tattooed on my knuckles, and buddy am I raring to make a sandwich.

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  • [โ€“] 7 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    So is the D on your thumb or do you hold it in your hand?

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  • [โ€“] 2 points 4 months ago

    My first thought was that he doubled up with the l. Like "bl a n d" or "b la n d", but I have to admit that I like your ideas better.

    Although, now that I think about it for a bit longer, I really feel like if you are going to tattoo the word bland, and use the double letter style, the double letter needs to be the n and d on the pinky finger: "b l a nd". With the 2 letters squeezed together and kind of trailing off and down the finger.

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