Transcript[Jon walks up to a ringing phone] [Jon answers the ringing phone] Liz yells: JON RUN! Jon: Oh, hey Liz! Liz yells: JON, GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! [Jon turns to look at Garfield off screen. The silhouette of a sexy body with the head of Garfield can be seen on the back wall] Liz screams: GARFIELD IS A SUCCUBUS! Garfield: Hi, Jon [The phone drops to the ground] Liz screams: DON’T FUCK HIM!

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  • [–] 71 points 4 months ago (19 children)

    That hack fraud Jim Davis wishes he could write such an engaging comic.

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  • [–] 101 points 4 months ago (14 children)

    I actually watched a youtube video years ago. Before Garfield he tried to be edgy in his comics, and found it hard to make a living.

    This was in the 70s. Newspapers didn't want his edgy comics. So he went back and tried to make the most bland, boring, cringy comic he could with intentionally lame jokes.

    Newspapers ate it up in the 80s, and it was a hit. So he made a new rule. No good writing allowed in Garfield. Make it as bland as possible to appeal to boring people.

    And thats why he's either a millionaire, or a billionaire today.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    didn't peanuts start edgy? and popeye? and nancy? and archie?

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Archie's always been edgy. I've seen a comic where one of them wore a gimp mask and leather underwear, while Veronica wore a corset, and held one of those stick whips, and said "Boys make good pets".

    How much edgier do you want it???

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Don't lie. If you could turn being bland and dull into a billion dollars you would do it to.

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    You're not fooling anyone, Kermit, you walk around naked. We know you don't have a dick.

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Garfield is a hybrid gluttony and sloth demon and I will not abide this slanderous misidentification.

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    What a terrible day to have eyes.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    So this is why Bill Murray's voice always turns me on

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    Haha what? πŸ˜‚

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Man... it's too early for too much internet

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    There's no laws against the garfield Batman

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Sounds like Liz is jealous

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    Does Garfield pass the Harkness test? Its for sure 2/3, just the debate of speaking vs thought bubbles.

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