I'm horny, Jon.
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That hack fraud Jim Davis wishes he could write such an engaging comic.
I actually watched a youtube video years ago. Before Garfield he tried to be edgy in his comics, and found it hard to make a living.
This was in the 70s. Newspapers didn't want his edgy comics. So he went back and tried to make the most bland, boring, cringy comic he could with intentionally lame jokes.
Newspapers ate it up in the 80s, and it was a hit. So he made a new rule. No good writing allowed in Garfield. Make it as bland as possible to appeal to boring people.
And thats why he's either a millionaire, or a billionaire today.
didn't peanuts start edgy? and popeye? and nancy? and archie?
Archie's always been edgy. I've seen a comic where one of them wore a gimp mask and leather underwear, while Veronica wore a corset, and held one of those stick whips, and said "Boys make good pets".
How much edgier do you want it???
I mean, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was pretty fucking edgy when it first came out in comic books.
They were more like turtle assassins than goofy teenagers looking for pizza
how bad was davis' stuff then?!
Don't lie. If you could turn being bland and dull into a billion dollars you would do it to.
Bland and Dull is what I have tattooed on my knuckles, and buddy am I raring to make a sandwich.
So is the D on your thumb or do you hold it in your hand?
You're not fooling anyone, Kermit, you walk around naked. We know you don't have a dick.
He does have a hole, thought. Just saying.
Not quite /c/imsorryjon but in the spirit!
Garfield is a hybrid gluttony and sloth demon and I will not abide this slanderous misidentification.
Objection!!!
You can be a fat, lazy fuck. That means gluttony, sloth and lust are all compatible your honor.
What the helly
So this is why Bill Murray's voice always turns me on
There's no laws against the garfield Batman
Does Garfield pass the Harkness test? Its for sure 2/3, just the debate of speaking vs thought bubbles.






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