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[–] PNW_Doug@lemmy.world 94 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Joking aside, what a rotten bit of genetic luck with which to get saddled. Best of luck, guy.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 27 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago (8 children)

Wait....penis enlargement surgery EXISTS??? Why don't all men know about this??? Hang on guys, I'm going to find out what the largest penis in history has been.....and then I'm getting TRIPLE that size!!!

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 22 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

It's my understanding that it's more of a last case scenario kind of thing, like, most guys don't want to have surgery on their penis and it can also have complications too.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 56 minutes ago

Yeah, unnecessary surgery around all those nerve endings sounds crazy.

Congratulations on your new 14 inch wang, no feeling.

[–] Tujio@lemmy.world 16 points 14 hours ago

Rumor is that's what happened to Elon's dick. Botched enlargement surgery.

[–] aarch0x40@piefed.social 8 points 13 hours ago

The real question is, why isn't this covered by Medicaid?!

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 13 points 15 hours ago

I would say it's probably not worth it just because you will most likely have sensory loss and erectile dysfunction which for most would be worse than the problem its self. Theres more risks as well, but those alone sound like a nope from me.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 14 hours ago

It exists, but the complications are prohibitive for someone that isn't hit with disability level malformation. Plus, there's a limit to what it can do

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 2 points 12 hours ago

The surgery went a success but as a complication you can no longer get a boner.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 4 points 14 hours ago

/uj some of us are happy with what we got. Also there is a things as too big. I don't want to hurt my partner.

/rj you sure you want 3 Steven Millers on your crotch?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

There is a ligament that can be relocated to make a flaccid penis appear larger, but there is no enlargement surgery.

[–] DougPiranha42@lemmy.world 2 points 8 hours ago

There are implants. Men are getting some gnarly complications like ED, infections.

https://www.texasmonthly.com/news-politics/penis-implant-lawsuit-penuma/