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[–] 36 points 1 month ago (23 children)

Rar! Grrr! Snarl! Angry stomping noises!

Whales evolved from fish, but ceased being fish when they could no longer breed with them.

I didn't want to leave you with no angry commenys.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    So salmon is not fish? Salmon can breed with other salmon but not other fish...

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  • [–] 19 points 1 month ago (11 children)

    You can't evolve out of a clade. Humans didn't stop being apes, haplerines, primates, mammals, therapsids, etc. at any point, because a clade includes all descendants of a common ancestor.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago (9 children)

    But fish are not a clade. The clade you're thinking of is vertebrates.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (8 children)

    Yep, that would be the fish clade. The only way to draw a clade that includes all extant animals we'd consider fish is to include all of vertebrata. You could also consider the fish clade to just be ray-finned fishes if you want, but then sharks, rays, coelacanths, mudskippers, etc would not be fish, which seems absurd to me (but is also cladistically valid).

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    But fish are not a clade. Mice are not fish. Birds are not fish. I don't know how else to explain it to you. Do you understand that there can be terms for groups of living things that are not clades or that have no scientific basis whatsoever? Did you know that there is no difference between frogs and toads except that, broadly speaking, we call the ugly warty ones toads?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    But fish are not a clade.

    Sure they are, smallest clade that includes coelacanths and hagfish, which would be vertebrata.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I can find plenty of places with authority that describe Vertebrata as a clade. I can't find any that describe fish as a clade.

    If fish are a clade, people uninfluenced by internet memery would refer to all vertebrates as fish, yet I'm pretty sure this also doesn't happen. If the guy in the restaurant today had told me that the varying fish on the menu was not sea bream, but a sodding gecko, I'd have been pretty miffed.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (2 children)

    If fish are a clade, people uninfluenced by internet memery would refer to all vertebrates as fish, yet I'm pretty sure this also doesn't happen. If the guy in the restaurant today had told me that the varying fish on the menu was not sea bream, but a sodding gecko, I'd have been pretty miffed.

    I'm confused why you think the common usage of the word fish has any relevance to a discussion about choosing a definition for a fish clade. I'm not making the claim that this is how people use fish in common usage. My claim is that if you want to draw a fish clade, the only consistent way to do that is to include all of vertebrata. Scientists defining clades don't concern themselves with how laymen group animals together, because that would be dumb.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    My point is that scientists do not define a fish clade precisely because to do so would be so far removed from the common understanding of the word fish, and there being a different term for the same thing to hand.

    And this is the point I'm making because I believe further up the thread people were saying stuff based on a false impression that you had to think of "fish" cladistically in some situation or other, and hence that some creatures were fish when in fact they are not.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago

    This is a popular definition of a species*, but you're applying it to a class**. Humans can't breed with other apes, but we are apes. Biological classification (fish vs whales) is based on evolutionary relationships and traits, not whether two animals can interbreed.

    Cladistically, whales are not fish because “fish” isn’t a clade. Fish are an everyday label, not a clean scientific clade or rank.

    * - this is a very limited definition of species
    ** - fish really aren't a class, but that's how it's taught in grade school

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (5 children)

    Once a fish, always a fish. Modern cladistics is weird like that. Unironically, humans are fish 🐟

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    No, modern cladistics is not like that at all, because fish do not form a clade. Fish are non-tetrapod vertebrates; humans are tetrapods, hence vertebrates but not fish.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (3 children)

    I'm not sure if you're missing that the whole point is that trying to treat "common" terms like scientific terms creates logical conundrums like this because nature isn't about clean lines and groups.

    The whole point of saying "Whales are fish" and things like that is as a reminder that human classification (even detailed and precision-focused scientific classification) is still just a human construct we use to order the world around us. It's arbitrary what is and is not a fish.

    In fact we see science educators bring this up so much, I think, because it's important to be able to answer "why don't the scientists just call them fish?" when discussing ray finned fishes or something like that and this discussion is helpful practice for that.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    Yes it's arbitrary what is and is not a fish... So why pretend that the category is something other than what it is? Noone who isn't being weird about it on the internet thinks all vertebrates are fish.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago (1 child)

    Because why not? It's in the same view as thought experiments. Things that make you go "huh". Nobody is being weird about it, they just aren't being serious about it.

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