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[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 131 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I love the bike trailer guillotine. I ought to get one.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 58 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If another revolution were to happen in France, the railway unions, who have mobile sausage grill trolleys that roll along tram tracks to feed protest marchers, would presumably be entrusted with guillotine logistics

[–] ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Wait, are you implying …guillotine output->sausage grill input? O.o

[–] gbzm@piefed.social 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Eat the rich. In a bun. With mustard an onions.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Billionaire On A Bun. Doesn't get any better than that!

(Well, it doesn't get any better than that until Trillionaire Toast is back on the menu.)

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was referring to the utility of railway tracks for transporting bulky objects when one has the means to use them. And if grills, then why not guillotines?

Were the revolution to take the idea of eating the rich literally, one could attach a woodchipper behind the guillotine in place of the traditional basket. Though eating unpopular rulers may be more a Dutch tradition than a French one.

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

Hey it was just the one time!

[–] ooterness@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

It's a train, you can have as many cars as you want.

[–] Einskjaldi@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

It's too small, it won't have any drop speed. It needs to be much taller.

[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't have a problem with needing to raise it multiple times per use.

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

It's reusable, that's the point

[–] TheLastOfHisName@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

This guy sciences.

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago

It's like a low flow toilet, you may have to cycle it a few times, but it'll get shit done.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 1 week ago

Sufficient for genitalia.

[–] Promethiel@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

It's so chic! I really thought I already had all my E-bike accessories figured out, but there really is always more to buy with any hobby, turns out.

[–] NateNate60@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Classic Oregonian wit for you

[–] zbyte64@awful.systems 7 points 1 week ago

Needs some bagels