▲ 234 ▼ Hegseth pauses busy schedule of inspecting soldiers’ scrotums to make weird comments about Canadian teens’ bodies (www.thebeaverton.com) submitted 1 month ago by JChildermass@lemmy.ca to c/boycottus@lemmy.ca 12 comments fedilink hide all child comments I love the Beaverton.
[–] 20cello@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (8 children) Is this real? I mean the scrotum thing? permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] Pistachio@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago* (3 children) Its a bit misleading, he's actually checking testosterone levels by a taste test. Hope that clears things up! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago (2 children) hes checking thier ball sizes too. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago Looking for a chosen one who's got just one permalink fedilink source parent [–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 month ago "The Court orders Mr Hegseth to place the soldiers pubical sack in his mouth and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds." permalink fedilink source parent [–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 child) Even if not. It just shows how fucked this time rn is that it seems real permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ZDL@lazysoci.al 5 points 1 month ago And the saddest part of all is that this is only PARTIALLY satire. The Secretary of (Botching) War really did turn his pedophile eye to Canadian teens. The USA is a fucking embarrassment and should just "unalive" itself at this point. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago No, but he announced testosterone testing, then after one day of having this plan effective, they rolled the testes tests back. permalink fedilink source parent [–] jesse@piefed.ca 6 points 1 month ago No, the Beaverton is satire (and very funny). It's sad how we have to double check the source extra carefully these days though. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Pistachio@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 month ago* (3 children) Its a bit misleading, he's actually checking testosterone levels by a taste test. Hope that clears things up! permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago (2 children) hes checking thier ball sizes too. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago Looking for a chosen one who's got just one permalink fedilink source parent [–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 month ago "The Court orders Mr Hegseth to place the soldiers pubical sack in his mouth and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago (2 children) hes checking thier ball sizes too. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago Looking for a chosen one who's got just one permalink fedilink source parent [–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 month ago "The Court orders Mr Hegseth to place the soldiers pubical sack in his mouth and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 point 1 month ago Looking for a chosen one who's got just one permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 point 1 month ago "The Court orders Mr Hegseth to place the soldiers pubical sack in his mouth and draw upon it succulently for no less than 30 seconds." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Goldholz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 child) Even if not. It just shows how fucked this time rn is that it seems real permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] ZDL@lazysoci.al 5 points 1 month ago And the saddest part of all is that this is only PARTIALLY satire. The Secretary of (Botching) War really did turn his pedophile eye to Canadian teens. The USA is a fucking embarrassment and should just "unalive" itself at this point. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] ZDL@lazysoci.al 5 points 1 month ago And the saddest part of all is that this is only PARTIALLY satire. The Secretary of (Botching) War really did turn his pedophile eye to Canadian teens. The USA is a fucking embarrassment and should just "unalive" itself at this point. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago No, but he announced testosterone testing, then after one day of having this plan effective, they rolled the testes tests back. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jesse@piefed.ca 6 points 1 month ago No, the Beaverton is satire (and very funny). It's sad how we have to double check the source extra carefully these days though. permalink fedilink source parent