You're making a good argument here.

Ooooooh, this trend makes so much more sense now

They trapped his member but maintained the freedom of his testicles. This is the future that liberals want

Not warmth and protection from thorny branches?

I feel like that defeats the purpose of pants though. If it's cold outside, I want to keep the McNuggets warm.

I'm now picturing what it might be like if we all walked around in pants where the only parts exposed were the front and our butt hole.

This!