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[–] 43 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Left is better because the poop hole is outside if the trousers

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  • [–] 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    But also doesn't cover up the genitals, which is my main reason for ever even wearing pants.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

    I propose a 3rd option: a pair of pants for front and back legs. A male dog wouldn’t be able to pee in those.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    I feel like that defeats the purpose of pants though. If it's cold outside, I want to keep the McNuggets warm.

    I'm now picturing what it might be like if we all walked around in pants where the only parts exposed were the front and our butt hole.

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  • [–] 32 points 1 week ago (8 children)

    Is the option on the left still a pair of pants or is it something else like a quad of pants?

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  • [–] 17 points 1 week ago (11 children)

    The real question involves a [broncosaurus] and a tie. Would they wear it at the top of their neck or the bottom?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago (4 children)

    Do you wear your tie at the top of your neck?

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago

    A dude who is tired of combing those clumps of snow out of his dog's fur after every winter walk, lol.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 week ago

    Forbidden third suspender

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    Oh man I wanna get my dog winter pants now

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago

    Duuuude where do I get a pair of those for my dog? He hates the snow.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    Ha I have this for my dog and I recommend it as it's basically dog shoes that are so much easier to put on.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 week ago

    Are those pants or overalls?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    If humans put pants on dogs...

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