Oh thank God, I didn't know if I was going to make it to the club tonight, but we are all going. Oh my god, except Matthew. Did you hear about Matthew and Hendrick? Total drama. I don't even want to bore you with it, but after a couple of drinks in me, I might start being a chatty Kathy.

Without further ado, our ride is here so clap clap clap Let's fuck shit up! Am I right?! So much fun. Going to be such a good time!

/now... can you believe they will get you home in one piece? I have proclaimed to be DD, and been asked what does that mean, like you have two dicks?

Dude. Oh, fairies. Some of my "besties"?

My other gay male friends just say, "I am not like that." But we still support the fairies, buy beer, compliment them, fix their computers. I mean, if they are cool people, you know? Mean people are not restricted to ideology, religion, or sexuality.

But cool people are cool and it's all chill.