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[–] 60 points 2 weeks ago (7 children)

I need you to understand that when I want someone launched into the sun, it's not because it is easy, but because it is hard. I want to go to the extra effort and delta v necessary so that we can make it abundantly clear that you, evil horrible cretin, are worth the collective effort of thousands to personally be launched into the sun.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

    Can we compromise by strapping them to the launch pad directly underneath the rocket before it's ignited?

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    But then you miss out on all the time they would spend contemplating how they ended up in that situation, damn millenials trying to kill the record scratch industry.

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  • [–] -2 points 2 weeks ago*

    you miss out on all the time they would spend contemplating how they ended up in that situation

    You can leave them strapped to the pad as long as you want before igniting if you want to give them time to contemplate.

    Plus, imagine how nervous they'll be once they start hearing the countdown...

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  • [–] 1 point 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

    I'd be happy to see them anywhere on the pad considering the sound pressure can kill at that proximity regardless

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