You kids and your instantaneous gratification. You don't just push a button and get your ding dong crash test certified. You gotta put in the work; the sacrifice. That's what Jesus was about and I ain't taking my dick off for no God damn reason, y'hear? I am one with the lord, and I say to you, the promised land is the goal, and that shit os a timeshare in New Jersey. Would you like to come to our presentation? It's the Thursday after Friday, before Monday, obviously.