A: just remembered that time i was stealth mode at a conference and this guy asked me how come i 'decided to work on trans communities as a cis gay man' and I panicked and just replied 'well, marxism' to which he just said 'right of course', B: disco elysium roll
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[–] 53 points 1 week ago (6 children)

This reminded me of a time my friend tells me I looked like an absolute badass, but from my point of view is a panic-blurt moment.

I was at pride, and walking to meet some friends. I passed by a green party booth and they tried to pull me in to talk about the green party, and I just wanted to go see my friends.

Me: walking quickly

Green party people: hey, would you like to learn more about the green party?

Me: nope. Communist. Thanks!

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  • [–] 50 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    One time I was walking along in the evening with my cello on my back, group of drunk girls pass me by on the other side of the road

    One yells "I'll give you a blowy if I can play your guitar"

    I shout back "it's a cello and I'm gay, sorry!", they all lose it laughing, felt good

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  • [–] 9 points 1 week ago (1 child)

    ... Is it common where you are for women to just offer blowjobs to random passersby? I'm gay, but my best friend needs to move wherever this is

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  • [–] 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

    I was once approached by a junior member of the Communist Struggle Organization. They are a little bit like communist Jehovas witnesses, and I had no time to talk to them, so I just blurted "Stop, I am a member of the Consumist Struggle Organization. If you get too close, we'll annihilate."

    The guy looked back at one of the senior members in confusion who saw me, recognized me and just said "Oh we know him, just let him go"

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