you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] 152 points 2 weeks ago (39 children)

Hope he gets his due. I cannot fathom the mind that sees Fuck You-money and immediately thinks "oh gosh, I need to give this to a cop!" But I'm sure he meant well.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 39 child comments
  • [–] 105 points 2 weeks ago (35 children)

    Same, but probably difficult to turn $10M in gold into spending money without someone noticing.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 35 child comments
  • [–] 14 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

    That's why you bury it in the backyard and only use little bits at a time.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 11 child comments
  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    How would you even go about turning a huge bar of gold into cash anyways?

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 3 child comments
  • [–] 12 points 2 weeks ago

    A single bar? Chip off a 50g piece, re-melt it, sell it to a jeweler or cash-for-gold place. Rinse & repeat with enough time inbetween and never in the same location twice, and always for cash.

    Multiple bars will either require a multi year plan or more... professional means.

  • source
  • parent
  • load more comments (7 replies)
  • load more comments (30 replies)
  • load more comments (33 replies)