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[–] 241 points 6 days ago (6 children)

I can't believe someone buried 49 gold bars over here!
Where did they even get 43 gold bars in the first place?
Oh well, I better go turn these 38 gold bars in to the police.

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  • [–] 118 points 6 days ago (5 children)

    Police: o thx for the 13 gold bars!

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  • [–] 81 points 6 days ago (4 children)

    Police: Hey, chief! Someone just handed in 8 gold bars!

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  • [–] 66 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (3 children)

    Police chief to the press: The young man turned in 3 gold bars to us, what an example

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  • [–] 165 points 6 days ago* (50 children)

    There is absolutely no way I'd have turned those in.

    Edit: I found the article, the lad may have a payout coming to him.

    It is now held in Brussels as authorities investigate its legal ownership. Belgian law mandates a five-year waiting period for claimants; afterward, the find could be divided between Kobe and the property owner if no owner comes forward and it's not criminal money.

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/katematthams/2026/08/15/summer-job-student-finds-gold-stash-worth-over-10-million/

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  • [–] 152 points 6 days ago (38 children)

    Hope he gets his due. I cannot fathom the mind that sees Fuck You-money and immediately thinks "oh gosh, I need to give this to a cop!" But I'm sure he meant well.

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  • [–] 104 points 6 days ago (34 children)

    Same, but probably difficult to turn $10M in gold into spending money without someone noticing.

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  • [–] 58 points 6 days ago* (13 children)

    Yeah, if I found like a hundred thousand in cash, it wouldn’t get into a bank account, I’d just be buying groceries and retail purchases in cash for a long time, and saving the money I would have spent normally. Maybe asking places to make change so if the serial numbers get noted, things get spread about a bit.

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  • [–] 79 points 6 days ago* (10 children)

    hundred thousand in cash

    groceries

    In the U.S., that would get you enough food for weeks!

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  • [–] 24 points 6 days ago (9 children)

    Seriously. Loaded up on groceries this weekend, and total cost for 1.75 carts was well over $600

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  • [–] 10 points 6 days ago*

    Don't forget any home improvement tasks. Need your yard leveled? Landscapers would love to give a slight cash discount.

    Tree needs taking down? Cash.

    Tuckpointing a chimney? Cash.

    Annoyingly, you can't actually use "cash" cash for a cash down payment on a house. Mortgage lenders like to know where the money is coming from.

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  • [–] 14 points 6 days ago (11 children)

    That's why you bury it in the backyard and only use little bits at a time.

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  • [–] 75 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 child)

    He wasn't alone when he found it. It was an entire construction team, building and digging on a municipally owned site which was publicly accessible and almost certainly monitored, if remotely.

    There was no conceivable way to keep that find quiet under those circumstances.

    So if he did manage to pinch off one, props to him.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 days ago (1 child)

    Probably a lot less suspicious than going to a bank trying to store 49 gold bars

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  • [–] 3 points 4 days ago

    Idk, I'd just hide them myself. Sell off a tiny bit at a time, keep working, invest in boring ass shit like index funds and when I get AML'd, I'd have a history of spending less than I earn to show. Hardest part would be finding a vendor to sell the gold to that's reputable and won't send goons to rob me, but also won't hit me with AML. I suspect I have a few options available to me, but since I do not own any gold bars, I have no real way to test my theory.

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    [–] 69 points 6 days ago

    49 gold bars?!? 39 gold bars is a crazy thing to find digging. I wonder how much you get taxed when you find 29 gold bars. Would you report 19 gold bars? If I found 9 gold bars I think at most I'd be able to part with 1 of the 2 gold bars that I found.

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  • [–] 42 points 6 days ago (4 children)

    while digging

    See, this is why it's very important for men, and women, to dig. Wherever you are, home, beach, park, just have a bit of a dig. It's fun and free!

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  • [–] 14 points 5 days ago (1 child)

    When I was a little kid, I started digging a hole in my back yard. I only stopped because my dad told me it was compromising the foundation of our house.

    At the time, I was convinced I would find triceratops fossils ... Not sure where I got that idea.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 days ago

    If I found gold bars. No the fuck I didn’t

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    [–] 32 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Yes, we can confirm the delivery of 45 gold bars at our police department.

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    [–] 21 points 6 days ago (9 children)

    This is one of those things where it’s probably more hassle than it’s worth to keep them. Like, you can’t really do much with the gold on its own, you’d have to sell it, and you can’t exactly just take it to a pawn shop.

    Like, you’d have to go to some big time gold dealer and then they’d be like “yah, cool, where the fuck did you get this? Do you have a bill of purchase? Is there a mark on here from who ever minted it? I’m going to have to tell the authorities about this, don’t want to be liable if it turns out you stole this or obtained it illegally”

    Sure you could try and find a less than reputable buyer who won’t ask questions, but now you’re risking getting caught up in some organized crime nonsense assuming you can even find one without pre-existing contacts.

    Better just to hand it over and be done with the mess. Hope there is some sort of official reward for doing it. Maybe get some money through doing interviews about it.

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  • [–] 26 points 6 days ago (12 children)

    Why the fuck would you give them to authorities?

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  • [–] 26 points 6 days ago (7 children)

    Maybe it’s illegal, it’s vastly different from country to country but last time I checked finding treasure on your own property does not mean you own it 100%. Which i think is crazy but yea.

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    [–] 15 points 5 days ago

    7^2 is a very pleasing number.

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  • [–] 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)

    7*7=49

    Must have buried a square of them (wink wink)

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    I definitely would’ve absconded with that shit

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  • [–] 13 points 6 days ago

    Hands down would have taken it all and never spoken to anyone about it but the people I sold them to.

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  • [–] 15 points 6 days ago (3 children)

    That bulging thigh pocket looking kinda sus.

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    [–] 15 points 6 days ago (1 child)

    Saved one for himself in the case that no one claims it.

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    [–] 10 points 6 days ago

    I counted, 49 bars in the picture. Hopefully that saves someone else the trouble.

    Tap for spoilerUnless I'm lying...

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