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TranscriptA Helpful Guide To Star Wars vs Star Trek

Star Wars

[Image of Han Solo in Tommy’s style]

  • Don’t start with the ‘first’ movie, let me tell you where to start
  • Looks like ruined farm equipment in space
  • In summary: the past was horrible
  • JJ Abrams ruined it

Star Trek

[Image of Jean Luc Picard in Tommy’s style]

  • Don’t start with the first season, let me tell you where to start
  • Looks like a cruise ship in space
  • In summary: the future is incredible
  • JJ Abrams ruined it
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[–] 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

If nothing else, the complete disrespect to Finn's implied arc was unforgivable. That boy was going to be a Jedi.

I must've watched all the wrong trailers because I didn't even know Rey was going to be a character.

Based on what I saw, I thought "The Force Awakens" was going to be about a disillusioned Storm Trooper who "awakens" as the new Jedi to save the galaxy. Would have been an amazing story of redemption. Instead we got... Well.. You know.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago

    I kinda respected that they were hiding who the new Jedi was in the marketing. They kept it enough of a secret theult didn't have many Rey toys ready to go. They did the same thing with Grogu in The Mandalorian.

    I'll criticize Disney for a lot of things, but they do actually seem to allow some of their filmmakers to make artistic decisions that have negative impacts on potential merch sales.

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