Nothing in this universe is random. In fact, the universe isn't even real. The world is uniquely inside each of us and our realities are procedurally generated based on how we set our intention in each of our parallel universe monadic reality tunnels. A sorcerer is a "caster of lots," to mean someone that rolls dice for insight, or a tarot reader; a chaos magician. Learn you something before the moose man gets you. That's statement is gunna bite me in court...