I am the great and might poo, so that's a plus in my book.

At work, with no bidet:(

Get away from me you Borg

yeah my version of this is " i pat mine dry"

we no same

Bidet, same outcome, less time.

Put ass on glass

So, reality is like a labyrinth in the way it is also like a Rubik's cube in that each moment is a juncture. This is a bit of a misnomer, as it is really entanglement that is at the precipice of topic, in that it is ultimately about algorithmic self-determination through intention setting, which determines the parameters for the matrix the permutate as the entanglement process of Karma manifests. In the fourth jhana of meditation, you can perceive for yourself that in each moment you are receiving a singular stream of symbols that you entangle yourself with. Patterns emerge. Knowing how to interpret synchronous shit smears can save your ass in the jungle, so you better get in real good and close to read that shit my brother. Hallelujah. Jesus has cum.

You really gotta eat it to beat it

Boy, wait until you find out about the sexual perversions afforded to the ministry of silly walks. We walk these ways for a reason! Never know when we're going to need to predict the weather or tomorrow's stocks on a moment's notice, y'know?