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[–] 12 points 2 days ago (1 child)

Forget duck, give me life of an Orca. It checks every single checkbox for a fun comfortable life.

  1. Endangered: humans won't fuck with them
  2. Intelligent: one of the most intelligent animals on this planet
  3. Apex predator: we kinda take this for granted. I dont wanna spend my life being chased by hawks.
  4. No mosquito
  5. They have great social life
  6. I'm giant, I fuck with fishes, mom doesn't tell me anything cause she too is fucking with the fishes
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