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[–] 10 points 8 hours ago (1 child)

Forget duck, give me life of an Orca. It checks every single checkbox for a fun comfortable life.

  1. Endangered: humans won't fuck with them
  2. Intelligent: one of the most intelligent animals on this planet
  3. Apex predator: we kinda take this for granted. I dont wanna spend my life being chased by hawks.
  4. No mosquito
  5. They have great social life
  6. I'm giant, I fuck with fishes, mom doesn't tell me anything cause she too is fucking with the fishes
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  • [–] 4 points 7 hours ago

    Nope. Get me back to the starting point but grant me my memories from my past life.

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  • [–] 5 points 8 hours ago

    Simple but beautiful artwork on this one, especially the "reincarnate-o" panel.

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  • [–] 9 points 17 hours ago* (3 children)

    dont ducks try to gangrape a female duck.

    i think capybara, koala, or sloth would be more better.

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  • [–] 10 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

    Koalas are literally smooth brained and have chlamydia. Like they are so stupid that they don’t even recognize eucalyptus leaves (their favorite food) if the leaves aren’t hanging on the tree and you put the leaves on a plate in front of the koala.

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  • [–] 10 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

    Plot twist: He's reincarnated as a duck in a duck farm.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 hours ago

    Where you're a slave but you dont have to do squat and they feed you and you dont have to pay them a dime. Then die before you're life is over before you become a trapped burden to yourself and everyone around you.

    Unlike this life where you are a slave and have to scrape together to feed yourself and them...then you cant just simply die. no simple release. you must wither away.

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    [–] 14 points 19 hours ago (7 children)

    If you secularize the idea of rebirth, removing any idea of cosmic justice, all you have is a hypothetical naturalistic process. What you'll be reborn as will depend on what's being born, and the odds don't look so great.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

    I can actually secularize the idea of cosmic justice. I can totally imagine the idea of karma being a completely mechanistic process, just extremely complicated and convulated involving multiple other dimensions.

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  • [–] 1 point 9 hours ago (2 children)

    Have you watched The Good Place?

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  • [–] 1 point 8 hours ago

    Well without spoiling anything, it sounds like it might be right up your alley.

    Very funny and very thought provoking. They get pretty in the weeds at times about how something like "secular" karma-like system might work, and how the complexities of the modern world would make it essentially unworkable.

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  • [–] 61 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    It's really funny to see a bunch of terminal online people to one-up each other about how much they know about duck penises.

    The comic is nice.

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    [–] 110 points 1 day ago (5 children)

    Potential titles for this isekai:

    • Fowl Reincarnation: All I Asked For Was a Quiet Life, Not a Holy War Over Breadcrumbs!
    • Pond Overlord
    • The Demon Lord is Quackers!
    • My Life as a Qillainess: Peace was never an option!
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    [–] 44 points 1 day ago (17 children)

    People wishing to be one with nature don't ever seem to realize that nature is brutal and horrific just as much as it is peaceful and serene. If anything it is more the former.

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    [–] 65 points 1 day ago (6 children)

    Meanwhile ducks are over here raping each other and they have crazy spiral dicks.

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    [–] 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    How's he wake up as a grown-ass duck?

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    [–] 4 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

    He got reincarnated as a violent rapist?

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    [–] 2 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

    There's no reincarnation and no afterlife. But comparison of human's life and duck's one made me thinking about it for a brief moment. Nah, human life is generally better and much more sophisticated. But yes, ducks don't have to think about so much things.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 hours ago (1 child)

    There's no reincarnation and no afterlife.

    less a fact and more a point of view just like everything else in which we can't possibly know while in this form of perspective.

    almost like its intended in such a way so we can question our own ego on such things.

    but what do i know?

    nothing.

    just like you.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 hours ago

    It's also your imo And i know precisely that i know nothing and never enough. But critical thinking is a nice practical skill to develop in this life, so i'm sticking with it. It helps at decision making like a lot. It also helps out in various other things. Deal with it 😁

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