Remove the text from the first picture and swap the order of pics. It makes the joke better.

Edit:

Cardassian bathroom:

let that sink in

I thought I was a monster for always just going to the first available.

In a nearly full bathroom my bosses bosses boss did that at the conference for just our company, while continuing his phone conversation that was clearly work related as he held the phone to his ear. Then left without washing his hands.

I'm not a monster, not even close.

Shouldn't the text be flipped? The point was Picard was shown a number of lights and told a different number. The picture shows five so he should be saying five. Right?

Except when there's a line, even then the 6'2" dude will use the ADA Urinal

No, no, there are 5 urinals. But only 3 can be used simoultaneously.

well it depends. 3 or 2

Fuck this I'm just pissing my pants

That's only because you haven't yet seen a Bolian bathroom.